SUBJECT>MISSING PERSON POSTER>Human Resources EMAIL>staff@marsdawn.com DATE>Saturday, 9 May 1998, at 4:15 a.m. IP_ADDRESS> REMOTE_HOST: host113.clr.cyberg8t.com; REMOTE_ADDR: 207.67.175.172 STAFF>Yes PASSWORD>aakl3eu08QmlI PREVIOUS> NEXT> IMAGE> LINKNAME> LINKURL>
***MISSING PERSON***
Can anyone provide information (any hint or clue) concerning
the whereabouts of this missing person?
Name: Hamlet AKA Osric
Age: early 20's
Occupation: Adventurer and Student
Description: Medium build, medium height, sandy hair, hazel eyes, ruddy complexion, no mustache, no tattoos
Likes: sports cars, alternate rock, and bungee jumping
Dislikes: cigars, green jello, and tube socks
Use extreme caution in gathering data; subject is in danger, and may have been abducted.
Subject was last seen in the San Francisco Bay area in the company of several suspicious characters, possibly including one young beautiful Asian female and two nondescript Anglo males in their early 40's (or else extremely stressed out).
Witnesses reported that he was last seen being forced to enter a taxi, but apparently escaped by using some sort of esoteric martial art. (Witnesses also remarked on the thugs' colorful language, and took the opportunity to increase their vocabularies.)
Please e-mail Dr. D. or any of the MarsDawn staff if you have any knowledge or even any theory about his disappearance. Thank you for your assistance.