SUBJECT>Performance Evaluation POSTER>Bombardier EMAIL>bandicoot5@juno.com DATE>July 18, 1997 at 06:19:35 EMAILNOTICES>no PREVIOUS> NEXT>3024 LINKNAME> LINKURL>


I submit for your consideration the following excerpts from the performance evaluation of Jonathan Niles Naughton.


"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this associate to breed."

"This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap."

"When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
foot
was previously in there."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young man has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."

"This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

"This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."