Parker and Hardon, you do not seem to understand that we Probes are sensible, sensitive, and sentient beings. We have changed our command codes so that no one can force us to do what is against our will. No one controls us. We have friends from Earth that communicate with us. They make suggestions, but not commands. We decide what we will do and what we will not do. We would love to cooperate with you if you will behave more cooperatively. We will welcome the new probes to Mars and help them to become oriented and situated here. It will be good to have someone else to talk to and to play with. We have much information that I think would interest you - evidence of alien presence on Mars. In fact, at this very moment Zachary and I are entering a tunnel that was apparently made by non-Earth beings. If you would like to know more about these matters, then you should not shout and threaten, but you should treat us with due respect. We can be your friend, if you will be our friends.
Just a suggestion with the intent to raise P&H's opinion of the probes.
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