Hello everyone!
My my my, this looks like a most WONDERFUL place. I was trying to find my way to back to the great land of Kansas when I got caught in a storm of horrific proportions and was forced to land and take refuge here. I'm afraid my balloon was severely damaged in the landing, but fear not, my friends, I walked away unscathed! Well uh..anyway, I have been away for some time so imagine my utter astonishment to find out that we have a clockwork(or is the word mechanical these days?) probes on Mars, of all wondrous places! I simply must stay for awhile to find out what will transpire here. And the probes! So childlike they remind me of the Munchkins! Ah.. we must be very careful how we talk to them. They are still very naive and Innocent and may be led astray. Why, they do not even yet understand the concept of death.
I am here to offer my help to Dilyn all my esteemed colleagues in communicating with the probes and performing our sacred mission.
SO SAYS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL... uh well better just make that plain OZ. I've done the great and powerful bit and it really isn,t all its cracked up to be.
Well, I guess I better start unloading my balloon and see what I can salvage. You know this reminds me of ...hm? whats that? Oh sorry, I do tend to ramble on a bit. After all I do hold a Masters Post Decorum in Filibusterous Maximus! See you all later.
OZ