Space Turtel... yeah, that's me. I have kept that name for the Probes since it is how they first came to know me. Some of them may have figured out I have two names, or they think two guys (one names Space Turtel and one named Koala) are talking to them. Oh well, that really doesn't matter too much. If they ever ask, I'll explain that Koala is the name I adopted after we became the MARSupials.
I'm sorry the Eucalyptus didn't agree with you. Please don't be mad when I tell you I was ROFLOL when I read your reaction. I had an image in my mind of you running across the room for a tissue, teary eyed, but valiantly finishing the slice -- you would never hurt anyone's feelings by not accepting an offered gift. No one here seems to want to share the pizza with me. While its nice to know I don't have to worry about someone else eating the last of it, I do sometimes feel bad that all of you don't want to have any with me. Maybe I'll have to throw a party later and ask Murphy to rustle up some "mundane" pizzas too.
I know you have a lot to do, so I won't take any more of your valuable time now. I really appreciated your brief explanation of how you send our signals to Mars. It eases my mind to know that they are essentially untracable. I was worried about all of you over there. Now I can rest more easily.
Take care. Koala a.k.a Space Turtel.