SUBJECT>More Thoughts...or lack thereof...
POSTER>Matt
EMAIL>mbrashe@emory.edu
DATE>Thursday, 9 October 1997, at 10:11 a.m.
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<P>These are all true quotes from my life at college. Some have been deleted to remove content unsuitable for minors which, judging the quality of the ones I left in, should tell y'all something!
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<P>"Matt, do I look buff?"
<P>-Todd Kantor
<P>"Well, I wouldn't call it a buttload, exactly."
<P>-A Waiter at Jaggers;
<P>Referring to a basket
<P>of nachos
<P>"I've really gotta stop helping people."
<P>-Dilyn Loveless
<P>"Dave, stop pumping my parmesan!"
<P>-Justin Cohen
<P>"The only bad thing about sleeping is you can't
<BR>check e-mail while doing it."
<P>-Matt Brashears
<P>"I have the same problem with sex."
<P>-Amy Rosensweig
<P>"I went to the High Museum last night, and it
<BR>was really cool."
<P>-Shelly Seaver
<P>"I know, I went with you."
<P>-Becky
<P>"Ok, I'm ready for my orgasm now."
<P>-Unknown
<P>"Do you mean the prelude, or what?"
<P>-Socrates; "The Republic"
<P>"If you need us, we'll be by the alcohol."
<P>-Leah Shapiro
<P>"Why watch boring T.V. when you can make your own?"
<P>-EIPO Flyer
<P>"I heard someone say 'urinating rhinoceros' and
<BR>knew it could be only one guy."
<P>-John DeArco
<P>"It's just like a Big Mac, but bigger and it tastes
<BR>better."
<P>-A Burger King Ad
<P>"You're so cute when you're apocolyptic."
<P>-Leah Shapiro
<P>"Well, obviously, any man in college with a
<BR>printer THAT big is compensating for
<BR>something."
<P>-Theresa Lake
<P>"I wasn't worried until they tried to set me
<BR>on fire."
<P>-Matt Maron
<P>"I mean, I'm sure if you waited long enough
<BR>you could see President Chase streaking the
<BR>quad, but..."
<P>-Daniel Schuman
<P>"Would you fight me to the death?"
<P>-Dilyn to Brit
<P>"I don't want the money, I want your soul."
<P>-Matt Brashears to Matt Maron
<P>"So, who's Kris?"
<P>-Bree; asking for the
<P>millionth time.
<P>"So, why don't you like Kris anymore?"
<P>-Bree; after finding out who
<P>Kris is.
<P>"Well, it's unchained, but it's certainly not a melody."
<P>-Kyle, reacting to Jordan Raddick's singing
<P>accompiniment of the Righteous Brothers'
<P>"Unchained Melody"
<P>"If you are a hockey player, you can hook up with other hockey
<BR>players, regardless of what college they attend."
<P>-Professor Townsend; Brown University
<P>"I thought you were the cutest couple in the Band. Well, you weren't actually a couple then."
<P>-Kathy, on Kate and Jordan

<P>"Look, band, it's the flag of British Columbia!"
<P>-Jordan, in Ottawa
<P>"Where?!"
<P>-The Brown University band,
<P>in Ottawa
<P>"We killed the pizza guy."
<P>-Suki to Matt
<P>"I hope you robbed him afterwards."
<P>-Matt to Suki
<P>"Just because I'm soulless, doesn't make me evil!"
<P>-Jose Ferrer; The Real One
<P>"Brashears opened up a six-pack of whup-ass!"
<P>-Ryan
<P>"Nah, if I were going to lock myself in a clock-tower, I
<BR>wouldn't bring a rifle."
<P>-Matt Brashears
<P>"You'd bring explosives?"
<P>-Leah Shapiro
<P>"Freakin alumni-larvae."
<P>-Matt Brashears
<P>"What? You don't think I can do exotic dancing?"
<P>-Matt to Shelly and Bree
<P>"Ah! Left! Kill!"
<P>-Shelly Seaver
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