[A man enters the mess wearing a flight suit and a leather jacket. He stops by the kitchen to make a cup of Fortnum and Mason raspberry tea which he pours into his china cup. He enters the common area and approaches Jaco]
Hello stranger! Name's Bombardier. I saw your posts and was happy to see some new input. Welcome aboard.
By the way, just to reinforce Taz's advice, if your food smells funny, you've got Koala's portion. He has Murphy put eucalyptus in everything. And if you want any of Murphy's cinnamon rolls, you've gotta be here bright and early to beat Zero...he's a fiend for those things.
I've been to your city a couple of times and just can't get enough of it. You're lucky to live there. If I lived there, I'd be camped out on Geale's fish restaurant front doorstep to be first in line every day.
Well, take care. See you on the boards!
[With that, he moves to a comfy chair near an extractor fan {Thanks Ed!} which he switches on, lights a cigar and sits back to read JAMA]