SUBJECT>Re: The Big "Bette's Back" Bash!!! POSTER>Bombardier EMAIL>bandicoot5@juno.com DATE>July 15, 1997 at 09:38:50 EMAILNOTICES>no PREVIOUS>2649 NEXT>2660 LINKNAME> LINKURL>


[The man in the flight suit bursts into the room with a smile so wide the corners of his mouth seem to meet in the back. Leaping over several intervening tables, he runs to the dance floor and begins to cut the rug with Zero, making the big guy look like Baryshnikov in the process]

This is GREAT! I was all set for her to be beta! That's the great thing about being a pessimist: You're never disappointed and frequently receive pleasant surprises!

[As the tune ends, kanga's Lizard King song begins]

Hmmmm. It's got a good beat but you can't dance to it. C'mon, Zeor, let's get some grub. I hope you brought some wings. Wings is good celebratin' food.

[Grabbing two wings he heads for the barbeque stain on the wall, munching on one of the wings as he goes. When he gets there, he uses the unmunched wing to write over the outline, "Sekret dore. Due knot enter!" and then heads back to the jukebox]

Where is it? Ah, here it is P6. Nobody could play like the Major.

[As kanga's song ends, the Mess is filled with the sound of Glenn Miller's "In The Mood". Striding over to the wood sprite, he holds out his hand and asks...]

Care to jitterbug, my dear?