SUBJECT>Re: Happy Birthday!
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DATE>July 11, 1997 at 08:42:12
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[The man in the flightsuit looks intently at the cake.  All who are observing notice he is swallowing hard while listening to Murphy's description of it.]<p>That has to be THE best looking cake I have ever seen, Murph!  The perfume wafting from the kitchen while you were baking it was heavenly.<p>Well, there's nothing that goes with superb cake better than superb champagne.  Fortunately, I still have the cyber-case of Veuve Cliquot here.  And it will even make a non-alcoholic version for the teetotalers here.<p>[As he pulls a bottle from the case, he begins to get a concerned look on his face.  While pulling the cork, he addresses the cook...]<p>You know, Murph, suicide is a violation of state laws in all 50 US states and also violates the tenets of every major religion.  Perhaps it could be called a "Chocolate Hurt Yourself Really Really Badly Cake."  What do you think?

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