Hi Roger, its great to meet you. I'm glad you have decided to join us. As you can see, many of us have adopted real MARSupial peronas as befits our august organization.
Everything you have heard about Murphy is absolutely true. He is the best cyber-chef you will ever find. If he can't make it for you its because it hasn't yet been invented.
Oh! Where are my manners? Would you care to join my in a slice or two or pizza. Murphy made it just the way I like it, with EXTRA eucalyptus. Help yourself.
Over here to my left is the NEK (never-ending keg) of Fosters Beer to wash it down. Sometimes I think SOME of these guys only join me for my beer, but YOU wouldn't do that, would you?
If you don't see anyting you like just ask Murphy. He is a true cyber-cullinary wizard of the highest order.
~ with that said, Koala ambles back over to the box and picks up another slice of his favorite pizza. He smiles at Roger and chows down. ~