Now I don't mean to be hurtin' your feelins none, but Cat, you can't sing. All us staff 'round here hear you in your office and around the halls, and it is nuff to bring tears to a person's eyes the way you go on. No one ever put more heart into anything, that's a fact, but girl, you were not born with a talent to sing. That's the sad but honest truth. I wouldn't say nothin', 'cept you started talkin' 'bout goin' out in public to sing, and in Texas! You're likely to get that little neck of your's linched. Keep the singin' at home, or here, where you're not gnna be strung up for abusing folks' ears.
-Ed