You want muffins, you talk to Murph! Do I look like the cook here in my janitor's overalls? Think you been puttin' just a little too much rum in your tea there fella.
Murphy! You got customers out here. They're so desperate, they want ME to cook.
Murph won't even let me TOUCH his oven. Once tried to bake a suprise cake for him, and the thing was so bad not even the Cat would eat it. Since then I've been forbidden by the whole staff to enter the kitchen under pain of having to eat my own cookin'. If I was brave enuff to go over Murphy to get to his oven, I wouldn't be brave enuff ta eat the results.